Luka (lukadia) wrote in elfwood_wank,
Luka
lukadia
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HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY MY TALLEST HEYYYYY

HEY GUYS

I AM WORKING ON A COMIC BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO THE DRAWING SO I NEED ONE OF YOU TO DO IT FOR ME.

MY BOOK IS GONNA BE GENIUS I TELL YOU. I AM WELL KNOWN FOR MY TALENT SO BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I'M ONLY ASKING FOR A COLLABORATOR AS A FAVOR TO YOU LITTLE PEOPLE.

SO YEAH. EMAIL ME RIGHT NOW!

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I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF YOU. I THOUGHT YOU WERE AS MATURE AND SERIOUS ABOUT ART AS I AM BUT CLEARLY YOU ALL SUCK. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY INTEGRITY. I AM AN HONEST BUSINESSMAN WITH NO INTENT TO CHEAT ANYBODY OUT OF THE ROYALTIES. I AM ENTITLED TO YOUR TALENTED ASSISTANCE AND I WANT IT NOW! I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY STORY! SO DRAW IT FOR ME OR I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY!

WHY HASN'T ANYONE RESPONDED? STUPID HATERS!!! WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME? IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE JEALOUS? HA HA I BET YOU ARE ALL REPLYING NOW. YOU ARE REPLYING, RIGHT? HURRY UP, WE HAVE TO GET STARTED ON THIS THING RIGHT AWAY.

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OKAY SERIOUSLY YOU'D BETTER REPLY WITHIN THE NEXT HALF HOUR OR I'M GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH. AND THEN POST AGAIN. AND THE NEXT TIME I WON'T BE HALF AS NICE.

PS - THIS IS NOT SPAM. ALL YOU HATERS STEP OFF.
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XD

Seriously, wtf?
Did you see the drama over on Elfwood last night? It was a real treasure. Only that guy posted 4 times, whereas I condensed it into one.
I did not, I visit Elfwood once every 3 months or so.
Same here. Their LJ presence has been deadly boring since the rant comm was closed.

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